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ficlet- yamapi's big secret
I went to the effort of typing this up after all. Don't be expecting literary brilliance or an actual plot or anything. I'm pretty sure I threatened someone with this in IM a few weeks ago, never let it be said I don't follow up on writing retardation. Yamapi's Big Secret, completely gen...

Yamapi gathered his group, took a deep breath and began.

"Everybody, I have a confession to make."

"What is it?" Massu said, halfway through a curry bun, looking worried.

"Whatever it is, we'll support you," Koyama promised. "I want you to feel safe in trusting us with anything."

Koyama was being very encouraging but Yamapi still worried. It wasn't an easy thing to say. He just hoped they wouldn't think he was crazy, though he felt comfortable knowing that these people would accept him even if he was crazy.

"I am actually an alien," he finally admitted.

"Wow, a lot of things make sense now."

"I knew it all along."

Yamapi blinked, confused. He thought he'd been so sneaky.

"I can't believe you actually thought that was a secret," Ryo muttered as he left the room.

It was very reminiscent of when he'd told Jin...

***

"Jin, I have to tell you a secret," Yamapi had started, twisting uncomfortably on the couch, "and you have to promise to not think less of me."

Jin promised right away. "Is it something naughty? Are you having an affair with Swedish twins?"

"No."

"Did you eat the last of the cake?"

"No. Jin, I'm an alien."

Yamapi wasn't really sure how he'd held out on telling Jin for so long. It felt like he'd been bursting with the secret for forever.

"Well, yeah, that's kind of obvious, Pi."

"What?"

"You seriously thought I didn't know? I figured it out ages ago."

"Um. Okay. Cool."

*****

A few months later Yamapi bumped into Kame in one of the hallways.

"Hello," Kame said and made this weird face like he wasn't sure whether he was meant to smile, before awkwardly trying to fix his hair.

Yamapi suddenly felt so guilty that so many people already knew and Kame was all left out that he blurted it out instantly.

"Is-- Is that why you haven't called me?" Kame asked. "I can understand if you're preoccupied with alien things. I don't want to pressure you."

"I've just been busy."

"Being an alien."

"Yeah."

*****

Later, Tegoshi cornered him.

"Yamashita-kun, are you part of an advance force trying to take over the world? Because I would be okay with that."

"Really?"

"The human race being enslaved would be fine as long as it was you."

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sub_divided From: sub_divided Date: 16th January 2008 00:45 (UTC) (Link)
LOLOLOL.
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 16th January 2008 01:20 (UTC) (Link)
GLAD TO AMUSE.
gingifere From: gingifere Date: 16th January 2008 00:50 (UTC) (Link)
I HIGHLY APPROVE OF THE HUMAN RACE BEING ENSLAVED UNDER THE RULE OF PI. ESPECIALLY IF MEANT HOT AKAMEPI SEX (Yes I have a one-track mind).
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 16th January 2008 00:55 (UTC) (Link)
It could be hot akamepi sex in a spaceship.
alice_and_lain From: alice_and_lain Date: 16th January 2008 01:14 (UTC) (Link)
I know who this Yamapi guy is (he was in Nobuta wo Produce, right) so I read it and it's cute! Being an alien is serious business.
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 16th January 2008 01:18 (UTC) (Link)
He was! He was Akira and is adorable.
acchikocchi From: acchikocchi Date: 16th January 2008 02:13 (UTC) (Link)
asjdklsdjkls dead dead dead. I think my favorite part was actually Kame's - "IS THAT WHY YOU HAVEN'T CALLED." almost as good as "oh, yamashita-kun, well, it's okay if it's you! ♥_♥"
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 16th January 2008 03:06 (UTC) (Link)
Haha, I remember when I watched Pi's SCPremium there was the bit where Kame was like "...uh, and call me," and ever since then I imagine him just waiting awkwardly for Yamapi to call him.
From: orangeka Date: 16th January 2008 02:54 (UTC) (Link)
im dying. XD
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 16th January 2008 03:04 (UTC) (Link)
hee. don't die!
anamuan From: anamuan Date: 17th January 2008 01:55 (UTC) (Link)
"The human race being enslaved would be fine as long as it was you."
best line ever.

followed closely by...essentially everything Jin said.
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 17th January 2008 03:33 (UTC) (Link)
hee, I'm glad you like it.
waxrose From: waxrose Date: 19th January 2008 13:46 (UTC) (Link)
:D This is adorable. Oh, Yamapi.
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 19th January 2008 23:10 (UTC) (Link)
He's the cutest alien popstar ever.
hungry_worm From: hungry_worm Date: 1st February 2008 03:14 (UTC) (Link)


This really brightened up my night. :)
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 1st February 2008 03:24 (UTC) (Link)
♥ I'm happy to hear that. :D
vreemd23 From: vreemd23 Date: 2nd February 2008 12:34 (UTC) (Link)
ROFL XD
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 2nd February 2008 23:56 (UTC) (Link)
I'm glad it amused you.
eddictedd From: eddictedd Date: 2nd February 2008 12:38 (UTC) (Link)
my fav part was the kame x pi part XDD
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 2nd February 2008 23:56 (UTC) (Link)
I liked writing that part best, too. XD
nishikida From: nishikida Date: 2nd February 2008 13:22 (UTC) (Link)
cute! please write sumthin more like this from now ne~
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 2nd February 2008 23:56 (UTC) (Link)
I'll do my best.
catskilt From: catskilt Date: 2nd February 2008 16:34 (UTC) (Link)
LOLOL!! Gave me a good chuckle XD
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 2nd February 2008 23:57 (UTC) (Link)
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
kissgodsnose From: kissgodsnose Date: 2nd February 2008 18:20 (UTC) (Link)
UM...WHAT?! ROFL
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 2nd February 2008 23:58 (UTC) (Link)
I'm glad it amused you.
phonestrap From: phonestrap Date: 2nd February 2008 18:24 (UTC) (Link)
"The human race being enslaved would be fine as long as it was you."
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THIS.

Very cute! XDD
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 2nd February 2008 23:58 (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
asouka_0_0 From: asouka_0_0 Date: 2nd February 2008 19:54 (UTC) (Link)
BAHAHA! XD iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 3rd February 2008 00:02 (UTC) (Link)
I'm happy that it amused.
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