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I wrote fic. Ryo/Tego serial killer fic. You can all thank wintersjuly for encouraging me ♥♥


Ryo wiped the blood from his hands. It had been a long day of serial killing and he was tired and wanting a shower. He'd gotten gore all over his hair...

As he turned down the alleyway he bumped straight into someone. Ryo sighed; it was always a pain to have to kill the witnesses.

"Eh? Ryo-tan?" came a familiar voice.

"Tegoshi!" Ryo exclaimed in shock. Tegoshi was smiling cheerfully but he seemed to have blood on his collar. That was weird... Ryo was sure Tegoshi didn't have enough testosterone to need to shave.

"Ryo-tan, is that a horribly mutilated body behind you?"

"No, that's..."

"This is so exciting! Ryo-tan is a serial killer and I never knew. Me, too!"

"Really?"

"Sometimes I have to bathe in the blood of virgins. It's why I have such good skin," Tegoshi said in a confiding tone.

Ryo felt proud. "Tego-nyan, I always knew you had potential!"

"Let's go kill people together next time! You can teach me how you did all that creative stuff with that guy's intestines."

"I can't think of anything I want more," Ryo said, happily, and they skipped off home to share a shower and some tips.
THE END

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wintersjuly From: wintersjuly Date: 12th October 2007 14:07 (UTC) (Link)
YOU KNOW FANDOM NEEDED THIS. IT'S FOR OUR OWN GOOD
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 12th October 2007 14:08 (UTC) (Link)
IT IS.
wintersjuly From: wintersjuly Date: 12th October 2007 14:08 (UTC) (Link)

♥ ♥ ♥
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 12th October 2007 14:10 (UTC) (Link)
♥♥♥♥ The sparkles are implied.
tinyangl From: tinyangl Date: 12th October 2007 14:56 (UTC) (Link)
LOLOL "Sometimes I have to bathe in the blood of virgins. It's why I have such good skin," Tegoshi said in a confiding tone.

Oh no words... Just no words. XP
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 13th October 2007 01:37 (UTC) (Link)
hehehe.
yamapea From: yamapea Date: 12th October 2007 15:48 (UTC) (Link)
:SDLkajkajflaijfagj ilu
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 13th October 2007 01:38 (UTC) (Link)
ilu2 and also i ♥ your icon
jain From: jain Date: 12th October 2007 17:08 (UTC) (Link)
Omg, I'm so in love with you right now. This is awesome!
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 13th October 2007 01:38 (UTC) (Link)
Haha, awesome. ♥
pashoshi From: pashoshi Date: 12th October 2007 19:29 (UTC) (Link)
...

You know, Nita's been threatening me with stuff like this for a while, but I was pretty sure she'd never follow through. Apparently I should have been worrying about you instead.

(That said, this is really quite amusing, so that makes it much less traumatic.)
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 13th October 2007 01:41 (UTC) (Link)
hee I'm usually pretty stealthy about how easily I am led to writing crack. (Very glad it amused.)
richestgrave From: richestgrave Date: 12th October 2007 22:10 (UTC) (Link)
*_*

*thanks wintersjuly* :Dv
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 13th October 2007 01:38 (UTC) (Link)
:D
4_03_am From: 4_03_am Date: 13th October 2007 01:42 (UTC) (Link)
Here via tinyangl's rec.

;lakd'sa;ld'l;as;dlas THIS WAS SO ABSURDLY AWESOME OMG
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 13th October 2007 01:44 (UTC) (Link)
She recced it? hahaha AWESOME.
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thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 13th October 2007 06:29 (UTC) (Link)
haha Thank you <3333
akathesia From: akathesia Date: 17th October 2007 04:06 (UTC) (Link)
Sometimes I have to bathe in the blood of virgins. It's why I have such good skin

Hilarious....oh god.
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 17th October 2007 04:16 (UTC) (Link)
Glad to amuse.
helzfyah From: helzfyah Date: 17th October 2007 04:11 (UTC) (Link)
TRAUMATIZED.


IN A GOOD WAY.
omg, that was perfectly lol.
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 17th October 2007 04:17 (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! :D
peroxidepest17 From: peroxidepest17 Date: 17th October 2007 04:16 (UTC) (Link)
ROTFL. They'd do it together so well.
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 17th October 2007 04:18 (UTC) (Link)
Hee, they would.
kissandcry From: kissandcry Date: 17th October 2007 07:47 (UTC) (Link)
I was very curious as to how serial killer fics could be classified under crack.

YOU DEMONSTRATE SO WELL. ♥ :D !!
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 17th October 2007 08:46 (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! :D
rolling_scone From: rolling_scone Date: 17th October 2007 08:21 (UTC) (Link)
yay! another serial killer!je fic :3 because killer!Tegoshi = win.

"Sometimes I have to bathe in the blood of virgins. It's why I have such good skin"

teh best line. XD
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 17th October 2007 08:46 (UTC) (Link)
I'm glad you liked it.
daffytan From: daffytan Date: 17th October 2007 12:41 (UTC) (Link)
lol~~~
That was just too cute ^^
Nicely done. Short .. simple .. yet hilarious.
thawrecka From: thawrecka Date: 17th October 2007 12:43 (UTC) (Link)
Glad you liked it.
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